walshie 2,804 Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 This school has now banned whistles as they are "aggressive" and will scare the children. Won't be long before whistles in general are banned in case they upset us all. A university has banned the throwing of mortarboards into the air at graduation as people have been hurt by falling hats. Soon kids won't be allowed to play games, have fun, eat sweets or just be kids. They'll all be cotton-wool wrapped. What sort of preparation for life is that? I know the country is getting more and more risk-averse, but FFS where will it end? http://www.telegraph.co.uk/education/2016/05/22/school-bans-aggressive-whistles-from-playground/ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Astanley 11,658 Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 This school has now banned whistles as they are "aggressive" and will scare the children. Won't be long before whistles in general are banned in case they upset us all. A university has banned the throwing of mortarboards into the air at graduation as people have been hurt by falling hats. Soon kids won't be allowed to play games, have fun, eat sweets or just be kids. They'll all be cotton-wool wrapped. What sort of preparation for life is that? I know the country is getting more and more risk-averse, but FFS where will it end? http://www.telegraph.co.uk/education/2016/05/22/school-bans-aggressive-whistles- from-playground/ Whistles can be very scary when not expected ,the shrill ,piercing noise is designed to scare ,mortar boards have sharp corners and could give you a very nasty red mark on sensitive skin ...for gods sake man not everyone can be all bear grylles like you 10 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Francie 6,368 Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 Lol stan Quote Link to post Share on other sites
just-A-snap 1,269 Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 This is the generation that thinks it knows it all, and all that came and was before them is irrelevant, they are the special ones. I am just sorry that my days will be no more when their smug illusion's hit the fan, and realisation that the baby was thrown out with the bathwater hits their smug fan debris covered faces. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sirblessed 2,511 Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 Harden up Cures all For sale drinkable quick drying cement, give to anyone scared of hats, and whistles or associated aliments Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Born Hunter 17,939 Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 But it's safer................. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 This school has now banned whistles as they are "aggressive" and will scare the children. Won't be long before whistles in general are banned in case they upset us all. A university has banned the throwing of mortarboards into the air at graduation as people have been hurt by falling hats. Soon kids won't be allowed to play games, have fun, eat sweets or just be kids. They'll all be cotton-wool wrapped. What sort of preparation for life is that? I know the country is getting more and more risk-averse, but FFS where will it end? http://www.telegraph.co.uk/education/2016/05/22/school-bans-aggressive-whistles-from-playground/ Did you complete a risk assessment, before you started this thread ? You may have scared people who didn't even realise that whistles are frightening, or that mortar boards could be mortar-ly dangerous ! (See what I did there ?) I wonder how many of these 'safety' measures are to stop situations happening, that have never actually happened in the first place.........real policies to prevent fictional events ! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted May 23, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 Elf and safety thinking up stuff to make their jobs seem worthwhile. Everything once you get out of bed is more dangerous than not getting out of bed. I wonder when they will work that out. Video home schooling from bed? Would have suited me fine, that. In future generations everyone will be polite, sanitised, never do anything risky, shells of human beings that live to be 150. But I expect it will feel longer. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 12,023 Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 It's the shitty ambulance chasing lawyers and cherie blairs lot,get a few successful prosecutions and everyone's scared of being sued! Now each generations being turned in soft Molly coddled no common sense population that roll over easily,whilst the tribes multiply and take over civilisation. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
neems 2,406 Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 This school has now banned whistles as they are "aggressive" and will scare the children. Won't be long before whistles in general are banned in case they upset us all. A university has banned the throwing of mortarboards into the air at graduation as people have been hurt by falling hats. Soon kids won't be allowed to play games, have fun, eat sweets or just be kids. They'll all be cotton-wool wrapped. What sort of preparation for life is that? I know the country is getting more and more risk-averse, but FFS where will it end? http://www.telegraph.co.uk/education/2016/05/22/school-bans-aggressive-whistles-from-playground/ It will either end when we've been replaced with low IQ,uncivilized savages who don't care what the states narrative is or what any health inspector says,or when natives have it bad enough to unite along ethnic lines and work in our own interest en-masse (or close to) like almost every other group. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
runem 533 Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 This school has now banned whistles as they are "aggressive" and will scare the children. Won't be long before whistles in general are banned in case they upset us all. A university has banned the throwing of mortarboards into the air at graduation as people have been hurt by falling hats. Soon kids won't be allowed to play games, have fun, eat sweets or just be kids. They'll all be cotton-wool wrapped. What sort of preparation for life is that? I know the country is getting more and more risk-averse, but FFS where will it end? http://www.telegraph.co.uk/education/2016/05/22/school-bans-aggressive-whistles-from-playground/ its already to late ,my kids school says they cant have sweets or fizzy drinks in school as they make them hyperactive,they cant run around at breaks unsupervised as they could fall,the one i really love is they cant throw snowballs as its to dangerous,,ps,they dont go to Eaton,,, 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
redquil 219 Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 No wonder the Craggy Island whistle thief caused so much upset. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tiercel 6,986 Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 The driving force behind all this bull, is the insurance companies, they want to take the risk out of every policy. The people who are to blame are the claim culture and the lawyers behind it, take the whiplash scam how many of us pay increased premiums just because people make spurious claims for whiplash? It then becomes self perpetuating, people want to get the extortionate premiums back so they claim for every little thing. TC 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wales1234 5,682 Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 Heath and safety is mental I think if I followed it to the book would easily turn a 30 minute job into a full day's work Job! The new one with us now is hand vibration I can only use the drill for 22 minutes a day but use a hammer and chisel aslong as I want 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Deker 3,491 Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 This school has now banned whistles as they are "aggressive" and will scare the children. Won't be long before whistles in general are banned in case they upset us all. A university has banned the throwing of mortarboards into the air at graduation as people have been hurt by falling hats. Soon kids won't be allowed to play games, have fun, eat sweets or just be kids. They'll all be cotton-wool wrapped. What sort of preparation for life is that? I know the country is getting more and more risk-averse, but FFS where will it end? http://www.telegraph.co.uk/education/2016/05/22/school-bans-aggressive-whistles-from-playground/ Hopefully it will lead to and end to all war, after Method Statements and Risk Assessments the H&S will deem them too dangerous! Does ISIS have a H&S dept? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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